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Pvt. Leonard L. Church [A] ([personal profile] motherfucking_ghost) wrote in [community profile] imaginarynetwork 2020-10-17 11:59 am (UTC)

Things usually happen without me liking it. That's called my life.

So, yeah, newsflash, I don't remember any of this shit? I washed up on a beach and found out I have magic powers like I'm a wizard. [Sorcerer.] Some depressed lady who I guess ran some sort of weirdo organization did some dark wacky depression magic and turned herself into a prickly mass of thorns, cuz she's goth, I guess, and Beef BigMac threw everyone in a book to. Save us from the depression magic. Somehow. So Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way's in a volcano, the book's in some pretty sinister-looking coral, there's an umbrella?

An umbrella with a person inside it, man, I don't even know, but sure, why not that. If my weapons start flying around and talking to me cuz they're soul possessed, I'm walking into the ocean and staying there, end of story.

And some bad evil juju called the Hunger is happening. Something something bad, something something we're the only ones, for somefuck reason, who can stop the bad. Is that enough dots for you?

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