I've got so many things to argue and question, but I don't even care right now, because I genuinely don't know why we haven't all gone to the volcano already ever since we found out there's a path. It doesn't seem like this should be hard. We go through the cave thing. We go to the volcano. Ebony's in the volcano. She's the reason all of this has happened. We do whatever we need to do - which several people keep telling me the answer is not kicking her ass and I have yet to hear a convincing argument as to why that is - to get her to un-magic her thorny ass. We get Quarter Pounder to get us out of the book he put us in.
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I've got so many things to argue and question, but I don't even care right now, because I genuinely don't know why we haven't all gone to the volcano already ever since we found out there's a path. It doesn't seem like this should be hard. We go through the cave thing. We go to the volcano. Ebony's in the volcano. She's the reason all of this has happened. We do whatever we need to do - which several people keep telling me the answer is not kicking her ass and I have yet to hear a convincing argument as to why that is - to get her to un-magic her thorny ass. We get Quarter Pounder to get us out of the book he put us in.
And then we all go home.