voice | un: synagogue

[motherfucking_ghost]

So. Hi. [Great introduction, Church.] I was hoping someone around here could tell me more about nnnnnecrotic? Stuff? Necrotic magic.

Mostly I'm wondering if it...specifically saps the life out of things that are...just organic? Or everything that is technically living? Or just literally everything.

I'm asking for...

...

...reasons.

Cursed-related reasons! Nothing bad. Other than the Cursed being creepy.

Comments

un: rivers

[autumncoming]

Not sure. I could test it out, though, if you want.

[Science?]

[motherfucking_ghost]

Uh, what? Oh, shit, can you...do that kind of magic? Isn't that dangerous? More than regular unrestrained magic fun.

[autumncoming]

Probably. But is it any more dangerous than whatever you're asking this question for?

[motherfucking_ghost]

Okay, fair point, absolutely not. I'm doing [SIGH] research, kind of. Everything on the other side of the wall is dead. Or like. Undead. Very all necrotic-y. And the question got raised about, y'know, what it can affect.

Like, I could suggest K.V. toss one of their toys over the wall, maybe put a camera on it or something, see what happens. [But they aren't autonomous, living things, either.] Seems better to do some more controlled tests first.

un: PAPYRUS

[spaghettimonster]

Iiiiiii... Haven't tried!

[Could he answer this back at the cabana? Are they possibly in the same location right this moment? Yes, maybe, and he's answering on the network anyway.]

It warned me not to use it on the dead. Or the undead. Unless I want to, because then, the drain goes backwards.

...But wait, aren't the Cursed those scary guys behind the wall!? That I very definitely don't want to touch??

[motherfucking_ghost]

The Cursed are definitely those scary guys behind the wall that you don't want to touch, yeah.

...Wait, what warned you not to use it on zombies or whatever?

[spaghettimonster]

Huh? Oh, my dog.

[You know, that little white dog that hangs out with Papyrus? A little too smart, but isn't exactly a talking animal?]

It's a veritable torrent of information, if you can get it spilling the beans!

[motherfucking_ghost]

Your dog told you. The dog. Told you necromancy magic does the reverse to zombies and they suck your life instead.

...Your dog can talk and you didn't tell me?! What the fuck! Wh- How! What the f--I want a talking dog, why didn't you say your dog could talk and impart some sage fucking wisdom on you? Why doesn't it talk to me? Do I need--do I need some treats? Some bones? Oh my god. It likes you because you're a giant chew toy, doesn't it.

[spaghettimonster]

Because I'm...? No! Of course not!! It's my familiar, there's a magic, mystical bond between us!! It's not just because I'm, because I'm...

[There's a pause, as Papyrus looks at his dog, and the dog looks back, and some kind of nonverbal communication passes between them. It sticks its tongue out and pants agreeably. Papyrus screeches in outrage, even louder than usual.]

At any rate!!! I am not my dog's keeper!!! You can talk to it freely. Demand all the answers you like!