[Definitely not because he has no muscles and no idea how much Michael weighs.]
OH, BUT I JUST REMEMBERED. I COULD GIVE YOU A POTION FOR BETTER JUMPING. JUMPING TWICE AS FAR COULD ONLY HELP YOU GET TO SAFETY!
[There, he's helping! What a great feeling. He can't exactly go asking other people to help, unless he breaks that promise about letting these beans spill, and he doesn't want Michael burning him or any metaphorical beans.]
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[Definitely not because he has no muscles and no idea how much Michael weighs.]
OH, BUT I JUST REMEMBERED.
I COULD GIVE YOU A POTION FOR BETTER JUMPING.
JUMPING TWICE AS FAR COULD ONLY HELP YOU GET TO SAFETY!
[There, he's helping! What a great feeling. He can't exactly go asking other people to help, unless he breaks that promise about letting these beans spill, and he doesn't want Michael burning him or any metaphorical beans.]