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imaginarynetwork2020-08-11 10:18 pm
ribticklers) wrote in imaginarynetwork2020-08-11 10:18 pm
01 | un: sans
so the other side of that big wall is pretty messed up
[And Sans posts a link to a video taken from the top of the Gilded Wall. The landscape is a ruin of grey, dry soil and scattered, desiccated trees. There are no animals to be found, not even insects. Something in the distance glitches--round static, with a dark circle inside. As soon as Sans tries to focus the video on it, it vanishes. In that distance is a large, spiky black mass that can't be clearly seen.
Then the horde draws Sans's, and thus the video's, attention. Dozens of humanoid figures are rushing toward the wall. As they get closer and clearer, their appearances seem to be constantly shifting--humanoid, animal, entirely formless, full of static and cracks. In some of them, an eye forms in the darkness.
They seem to be actively avoiding making contact with the wall, but with the way they reach and claw upward, it's clear they are singlemindedly intent on murdering Sans.
There's a flash of something else shifting--brown hair, chin-length. The video cuts off immediately.]
[And Sans posts a link to a video taken from the top of the Gilded Wall. The landscape is a ruin of grey, dry soil and scattered, desiccated trees. There are no animals to be found, not even insects. Something in the distance glitches--round static, with a dark circle inside. As soon as Sans tries to focus the video on it, it vanishes. In that distance is a large, spiky black mass that can't be clearly seen.
Then the horde draws Sans's, and thus the video's, attention. Dozens of humanoid figures are rushing toward the wall. As they get closer and clearer, their appearances seem to be constantly shifting--humanoid, animal, entirely formless, full of static and cracks. In some of them, an eye forms in the darkness.
They seem to be actively avoiding making contact with the wall, but with the way they reach and claw upward, it's clear they are singlemindedly intent on murdering Sans.
There's a flash of something else shifting--brown hair, chin-length. The video cuts off immediately.]
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if you want happier stuff you should check out the ice cream the vending machine has
those have joke poems
[Sans does understand those.]
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ALL I GOT WERE CELEBRITY FACES.
[Admittedly, no fragments of memory nudged him to check the sticks.]
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you've always gotta check the sticks
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I, DIDN'T CHECK THE STICKS.
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always check the sticks
now look at the sticky situation you're in
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I'LL DO THAT FIRST THING, FROM NOW ON.
[Nothing for a well-balanced breakfast like ice cream divination every day.]
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getting a super cool autograph on an ice cream wrapper
[Is that cool? Maybe that's just weird. Sans thinks it's great, though.]
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THE WEATHER'S A LOT WARMER THAN ICE CREAM.
[It was probably cooler when the ice cream was still around.]
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don't doubt the power of celebrity