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imaginarynetwork2020-08-11 10:18 pm
ribticklers) wrote in imaginarynetwork2020-08-11 10:18 pm
01 | un: sans
so the other side of that big wall is pretty messed up
[And Sans posts a link to a video taken from the top of the Gilded Wall. The landscape is a ruin of grey, dry soil and scattered, desiccated trees. There are no animals to be found, not even insects. Something in the distance glitches--round static, with a dark circle inside. As soon as Sans tries to focus the video on it, it vanishes. In that distance is a large, spiky black mass that can't be clearly seen.
Then the horde draws Sans's, and thus the video's, attention. Dozens of humanoid figures are rushing toward the wall. As they get closer and clearer, their appearances seem to be constantly shifting--humanoid, animal, entirely formless, full of static and cracks. In some of them, an eye forms in the darkness.
They seem to be actively avoiding making contact with the wall, but with the way they reach and claw upward, it's clear they are singlemindedly intent on murdering Sans.
There's a flash of something else shifting--brown hair, chin-length. The video cuts off immediately.]
[And Sans posts a link to a video taken from the top of the Gilded Wall. The landscape is a ruin of grey, dry soil and scattered, desiccated trees. There are no animals to be found, not even insects. Something in the distance glitches--round static, with a dark circle inside. As soon as Sans tries to focus the video on it, it vanishes. In that distance is a large, spiky black mass that can't be clearly seen.
Then the horde draws Sans's, and thus the video's, attention. Dozens of humanoid figures are rushing toward the wall. As they get closer and clearer, their appearances seem to be constantly shifting--humanoid, animal, entirely formless, full of static and cracks. In some of them, an eye forms in the darkness.
They seem to be actively avoiding making contact with the wall, but with the way they reach and claw upward, it's clear they are singlemindedly intent on murdering Sans.
There's a flash of something else shifting--brown hair, chin-length. The video cuts off immediately.]
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getting around them was the hardest part of the whole thing
but i wouldn't be saying that if i fell off that wall so i can't blame 'em
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maybe apology/thanks/told you so cuz you didnt actually die
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on the other hand holy shit throwing fruit over the wall at those things would be hilarious
so i'm gonna need a lot of fruit
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collect 2 baskets of fruit
good fruit for the locals
rotten fruit for the zombie things
and then splat em
2 birds 1 stone
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good for the environment
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HOLY SHIT YOU CAN START AN ORCHARD OVER THERE
[??? ??]
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but you never know until you try, right?
[Try... Throwing rotten fruit at zombies.]
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[Well. At least he's honest.]
maybe zombies are good fertilizer
im gonna say they are
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especially since they can't seem to decide how they look themselves
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like uh
real good dirt
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the plot thickens
[Like a gardening plot. Because it has more soil on it now.]
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this guy GETS it
we better not moss around with this plan tho
could be dangerous