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imaginarynetwork2020-08-11 10:18 pm
ribticklers) wrote in imaginarynetwork2020-08-11 10:18 pm
01 | un: sans
so the other side of that big wall is pretty messed up
[And Sans posts a link to a video taken from the top of the Gilded Wall. The landscape is a ruin of grey, dry soil and scattered, desiccated trees. There are no animals to be found, not even insects. Something in the distance glitches--round static, with a dark circle inside. As soon as Sans tries to focus the video on it, it vanishes. In that distance is a large, spiky black mass that can't be clearly seen.
Then the horde draws Sans's, and thus the video's, attention. Dozens of humanoid figures are rushing toward the wall. As they get closer and clearer, their appearances seem to be constantly shifting--humanoid, animal, entirely formless, full of static and cracks. In some of them, an eye forms in the darkness.
They seem to be actively avoiding making contact with the wall, but with the way they reach and claw upward, it's clear they are singlemindedly intent on murdering Sans.
There's a flash of something else shifting--brown hair, chin-length. The video cuts off immediately.]
[And Sans posts a link to a video taken from the top of the Gilded Wall. The landscape is a ruin of grey, dry soil and scattered, desiccated trees. There are no animals to be found, not even insects. Something in the distance glitches--round static, with a dark circle inside. As soon as Sans tries to focus the video on it, it vanishes. In that distance is a large, spiky black mass that can't be clearly seen.
Then the horde draws Sans's, and thus the video's, attention. Dozens of humanoid figures are rushing toward the wall. As they get closer and clearer, their appearances seem to be constantly shifting--humanoid, animal, entirely formless, full of static and cracks. In some of them, an eye forms in the darkness.
They seem to be actively avoiding making contact with the wall, but with the way they reach and claw upward, it's clear they are singlemindedly intent on murdering Sans.
There's a flash of something else shifting--brown hair, chin-length. The video cuts off immediately.]
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[Convincing Sans to participate, even hypothetically, when he doesn't want to is probably an exercise in futility. That's not going to stop Wash.]
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if that wall really is getting weaker then it could end up pretty embarrassing for me
but things are probably gonna end up heading in that direction anyway since it's the most annoying to get to
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[Wash, you hypocrite.]
But yeah, if we're going to end up neck-deep in that Disney Villain lair anyway, we might as well start planning now. Can I put you down for distractions?
[Hopefully Sans will have remembered more by the time that particular mission gets off the ground and would therefore be willing to do more. Hopefully.]
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you haven't even taken me out to dinner
[So no, Sans doesn't want to commit to distraction duty yet. Sans could elaborate on his reasons, but he would rather just make a bad joke!]
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[So yes, Sans will be there, because it's funny. Also, food.]