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[spaghettimonster]

[Time for a text message to the network, as Papyrus takes up Sans' suggestion... several weeks after the fact.]

IT. HAS. BEEN. TEN. WEEKS.
AND I AM AT MY LIMIT.

PEOPLE WHO'VE REGAINED LOTS OF MEMORIES,
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET???
HOW DID YOU DO IT!?

I BARELY REMEMBER ANYTHING AND I'M TIRED OF IT!!

THE DOG KEEPS HINTING,
THAT I COULD REMEMBER THINGS FASTER.
BUT WHEN I ASK HOW IT JUST WINKS AND WALKS AWAY.

IF I HAVE TO PUBLISH POETRY, I'LL DO IT.


[ooc: As always, I'm happy to drop the capslock or the font for readability if it helps, just let me know! (They continue IC because Papyrus.)]

Comments

[ribticklers]

you're a warlock, right?
warlocks get familiars here
but it's gotta be connected to your soul somehow
so maybe it can dig something up

[spaghettimonster]

I AM NOT LETTING ANYBODY DIG AROUND IN MY SOUL.
ALREADY CONNECTED OR NOT!
BUT MAYBE WE CAN TALK A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE.

[ribticklers]

maybe you can use that as a bribe, too
dogs love walks

[spaghettimonster]

GOOD THINKING. THAT'S EXACTLY MY PLAN!!
I'LL LULL IT INTO A SENSE OF HAPPINESS WITH A WALK,
AND THEN! THE INTERROGATION BEGINS.