01 / un:parfaitgirl

[parfaitgirl]

[ A post appears on the network -- it's just a picture, of some writing in a notebook. Nothing else. Perhaps the handwriting or the style might remind you of another poem you read some time ago ... ]

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[snyaiper]

[It occurs to me that because of autotranslate magic, Ogata is seeing this in Japanese, which does not have capital letters, which means Papyrus's statment makes no fucking sense to him.]

Why is it impossible for you to say a single thing that makes even a small amount of sense?
[THIS IS THAT BEACH SKELETON, HE REMEMBERS THE NAME.]

[spaghettimonster]

[Beautiful, let the blue screens commence. Also, does that protect Ogata from skeleton punnery?]

HUH? DIDN'T YOURS COME WITH A CAPSLOCK KEY?

[snyaiper]

[No I refuse. Because it's magic I say that puns still come across somehow.]

No? What the hell is capslock?

[spaghettimonster]

[Thank goodness, Sans would've been disarmed without his favorite deflection tactic.]

OH, IT'S A LOCK FOR CAPITALIZING MY LETTERS.
YOU SEE, HOW MY LETTERS ARE ALL BIG.
I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD A KEY FOR THAT.

[snyaiper]

[There's a long pause before Ogata remembers something he learned once about Western languages. This message appears to him in Japanese, but... well, it's weird to think everyone here would be speaking Japanese, actually? Maybe there's some sort of magic afoot.]

I think you and I are reading this in different languages.

[spaghettimonster]

HUH? ARE YOU STILL CONFUSED?
I CAN GET A THESAURUS. AND SAY DIFFERENT WORDS!!
JUST SAY THE WORD!
THE LANGUAGE OF FRIENDSHIP TRANSCENDS ANYTHING ELSE.