01 / un:parfaitgirl

[parfaitgirl]

[ A post appears on the network -- it's just a picture, of some writing in a notebook. Nothing else. Perhaps the handwriting or the style might remind you of another poem you read some time ago ... ]

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

nobodys ever heard of texting around here cool im not writing academic papers
oooo is it a metaphor for life
n how it sux
mega deep

un: jdenvH8r82

[rockymountaindie]

Hey dude
I agree with yamaneko, you're being really mean here
Sure I'm not great at poetry but if someone took the time to write this and put it on here you could do better than just be an internet troll

[motherfucking_ghost]

they could do better than putting it on here join a lit club r something i didnt sign up for poem club on my not phone

[rockymountaindie]

None of us really signed up for anything here, that's true
But I think a nice poem's a good pick me up?
Like seriously, don't like don't read

[motherfucking_ghost]

bruh first thing ive ever seen on this thing of corse im gonna see wtf it is
didnt exactly come w any like description or warning or anything just heres this thing

[rockymountaindie]

None of this came with instructions so shouldn't we try and get along??
Like all of us are here for a reason, right?
We all woke up on that beach with these things and fuzzy memories, so shouldn't we try and not fight, figure out what it is that's got us all connected?

un: eudaimonikos

[eudaimonikos]

[Well, Michael's instincts are telling him that this poem business is absolutely embarrassing and that he should 100% join in on bullying the poet...but he can feel the echo of Alex's indignation in the back of his mind. He may not care much about anyone, but he doesn't want to upset Alex. He has a feeling that that would........feel bad.]

So what's your actual problem? Don't like that someone else was confident in their work?

[motherfucking_ghost]

well first it was that its a shit poem i didnt ask 4 but now its that every1 else things its the gr8test thing 2 ever be written
starting to think im gettin pranked actually

[eudaimonikos]

[Michael doesn't care about the poem one way or another, really, but he's here now! He's digging in!]

Write us a better poem, then.

[motherfucking_ghost]

lol im not the one claiming 2 b a writer unlike some ppl idk why everyone assumes u cant have a negative opinion wo bein good at the thing urself
or a lot more ppl would be ace at being football refs im tellin u
my name is church
and wen it nite
or wen someone
post up sum shite
and the replys
are all conjunctiv
i brek the mold
my crit constructiv

[eudaimonikos]

Wow, I can't believe you'd post such a shitty poem on the network! What a weird nerd.

[parfaitgirl]

☚(*´∀｀☚) LOLOLOL

[eudaimonikos]

[Oh......oh, he thinks he knows how to use these!]

╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ

[parfaitgirl]

[ AMAZING. So proud! ]

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[motherfucking_ghost]

i no rite fuckin lamesauce like take some classes mayb or sumth

[eudaimonikos]

Right?
parfaitgirl Sounds like you're the local poetry expert. Wanna teach a class?

[parfaitgirl]

[ O-oh god. Is she prepared or knowledgeable enough to teach a class? .... Maybe if Sayori and Monika helped her ... ]

if enough people wanted that then i guess maybe i could try, but i'm not letting this jerk in. he doesnt care about learning he just wants to be mean

un: PAPYRUS

[spaghettimonster]

MAYBE YOU DIDN'T...
OR MAYBE WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR POEM CLUB, AND FORGOT! OH NO!
THANK GOODNESS PARFAITGIRL IS HERE TO SAVE IT.

un: yamaneko

[snyaiper]

why is your text different from everyone elses

[spaghettimonster]

I WANT TO STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD.
SO I PRESSED CAPSLOCK.

[(ooc: if anyone is very baffled by this, computers with the Papyrus font installed should see it - otherwise it's in Courier New.)]

[snyaiper]

[It occurs to me that because of autotranslate magic, Ogata is seeing this in Japanese, which does not have capital letters, which means Papyrus's statment makes no fucking sense to him.]

Why is it impossible for you to say a single thing that makes even a small amount of sense?
[THIS IS THAT BEACH SKELETON, HE REMEMBERS THE NAME.]

[spaghettimonster]

[Beautiful, let the blue screens commence. Also, does that protect Ogata from skeleton punnery?]

HUH? DIDN'T YOURS COME WITH A CAPSLOCK KEY?

[snyaiper]

[No I refuse. Because it's magic I say that puns still come across somehow.]

No? What the hell is capslock?

[spaghettimonster]

[Thank goodness, Sans would've been disarmed without his favorite deflection tactic.]

OH, IT'S A LOCK FOR CAPITALIZING MY LETTERS.
YOU SEE, HOW MY LETTERS ARE ALL BIG.
I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD A KEY FOR THAT.

[parfaitgirl]

why should i tell you? you're being a huge jerk for no reason